Procrastination Station

Well today i am supposed to have one of those productive days -
waking up at a HALF DECENT hour
having a nice 'hearty' breakfast (porridge for example)
have a shower
have one of those 'wow i'm not a lazy shit after all' moments
crack on with work
maybe watch This Morning
maybe go for a walk.

INSTEAD......

woke up hungover at 10
thought 'fuck it' and went back to sleep til 12.30 (missed This Morning - gutted)
ponced around on facebook
ponced around on ebay
ponced around...with everything
'oh whats this, time for a lager you say?'

done.